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May 20 2018


“The mystery of human existence lies not in just staying alive, but in finding something to live for.”

— Fyodor Dostoyevsky, The Brothers Karamazov

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“Happy Birthday”


Ideal date: discussing cryptids in a warm overgrown greenhouse while rain hammers on the roof


aspects of emotionally abusive parent/child relationships that i still can’t believe they included in tangled:

  • gothel appearing genuinely sweet and caring at times, enough to possibly even confuse the audience
  • the mumbling: just having that tiny insignificant little thing be something that gothel consistently, for no discernible reason, gets pissed about
  • having a special “i love you” exchange: seriously like idk if this is common but i had the same sort of thing with my abusive dad and the first time they said the whole “i love you more” “i love you most” thing i was like holy SHIT
  • when gothel says “oh great, now i’m the bad guy”: i cannot stress enough that 100% of the time any parent who complains about being the bad guy is abusive
  • and then later when she’s like “you want me to be the bad guy? fine” as if rapunzel’s making her do all this by not wanting to be locked up forever
  • when rapunzel tells pascal “shh, don’t let her see you”: why wouldn’t gothel want rapunzel to have a pet?? they never explain that, but they don’t need to, because of course she won’t allow rapunzel to have this harmless thing that makes her happy
  • rapunzel having an entire sequence where she struggles with finally feeling free and happy and also thinking that makes her a terrible person because her mother wouldn’t like it





me @ every person saying that tracer’s new skin is ugly

The people have spoken









literally just do not be horny online it’s that simple

admitting to feeling sexual desire online should be illegal and punishable by death. you should be tracked down and shot in the head if you do this.

im addicted to toes ^_^

Hello addicted to toes ^_^, I’m Dad!


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OP, buddy, let me just warn you that you’re going up against furries, a fair proportion of which having guns. Bucks with deer rifles, dragons with assault rifles, foxes with grenade launchers?

Well… Good luck pal. And fear for your life if you come to Oregon.

Oh Wow

Wait a fucking second, this is the dude who roleplayed as a fucking immortal furry god on one of my posts and then implied I was homophobic when I said to stop self-identifying as a “gay furry.”

Great post fellas let’s wrap this one up thanks everyone for your effort but it can’t get better than this

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Overheard in a shop: 

Man: Didn’t want to disturb you when u were on the phone but u are in the US now. Speak English. 

Woman: Excuse me?

Man: If u want to speak Mexican, go back to Mexico. Here we speak English. 

Woman: I spoke Navajo. If u want to speak English, go back to England.

See what happens when you go out of your way to not mind your business



hot take: moms need to learn how to listen to and comfort their daughters without making everything about their own traumas

a classic example

daughter: hey this thing you do bothers me very much and i wish you wouldn’t do it

mom: well my parents abused me and im not even as bad as they were and i had to sit through it so you gotta sit through whatever i do to you too

@people who eat SUPER spicy food for fun



why would u do that to your mouth






taking over! i’m


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I can’t stop

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