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June 14 2017

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krucyfer:

yeah

definitely not

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black-and-blue-studyblr:

athenastudying:

loonydoc13:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

stammsternenstaub:

silver-millennial:

demonessryu:

oddybutgoodie:

zora-zen:

megatrcn:

pajarosdelamancha:

jamesandlilys:

digitalfare:

orriculum:

svynakee:

thirdtimecharmed:

altonzm:

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

Filipino recipes: add rice and soy sauce and some more rice MORE RICE MORE RICE MORE

Serbian Recipes: everything is salad. Ajvar? Salad. A single whole hot pepper covered in oil? Salad. Cabbage? Salad. Kajmak? Salad.

Lebanese recipes: If you don’t have at least 3 family members cooking this dinner with you than you aren’t doing it right.

Indonesian recipes: have you added spices? Add some just in case. Eat with rice. It’s not a proper meal until there’s rice in it. You just had bread/burger/cake/pizza? Eat rice anyway or you’ll die of starvation

Bonus Javanese recipes: Have you added sugar? What do you mean it’s meant to be salty/sour/spicy/something else? ADD SUGAR.TO IT

Canadian recipes: Well part of the directions are in metric but you have imperial measuring cups. I hope you like math because we’re going to find out how many gallons in a litre and how many millimetres are in a cup.

Swedish recipes: Assemble all the beige items you have in your kitchen. Great. now add raw red onions, dill and salt and white pepper. if u prefer it blander, don’t do the last things. consider serving it with jam

Norwegian recipes: listen after three days skiing uphill you will eat anything so stop complaining.

Indian recipes: spend two weeks digging the required spices out of your cupboards. Chop onions until you cry. Fry onions with spices until evey pore in your body is open, let the fragrance seep into your skin, become one with the curry.

german recipes: this meal isn’t what you think it is. it has 164 different names in different regions. it’s either made of potatoes, served with potatoes, or it’s cake. there’s a 50% chance it’s actually austrian, but don’t tell anyone.

Mexican recipes: ADD SPICE A LOT OF SPICE🌶 AND MORE SPICE STILL NOT ENOUGH🌶

thirdtimecharmed:

altonzm:

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

June 13 2017

raptortooth:

mybine:

lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

laughter from France

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France what the fuck

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help-mywife:

Help; my wife wants to play Cotton Eye Joe on repeat while we sleep tonight to see what kind of dreams we have

brezifus:

chelseyelricjr:

valkyrietxt:

scuzer:

scuzer:

monster girls

👌 👀 

monster girls that aren’t just conventionally attractive humanoids with human features but big, hulking bestial and ferocious monstrosities with razor sharp teeth, claws, multiple limbs and eyes and b i g

get this weak ass shit out of here there is no limit you normie

@scuzer @colorpencilsofdoom
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shenanimation:

i’ve got knights for days

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yourdndstories:

*whispers sweet nothings into your ear but in infernal so it’s more like a maddening non-language that sounds of the abyss and feels of a thousand beetles crawling up your spine* ;) 

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yourdndstories:

We gotta get out while we’re young,
‘Cause tramps like us, baby we were born to run. 

Follow my work on Facebook and Twitter.

June 12 2017

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awwww-cute:

Terrified man plays dead under bedding while being savagely attacked by wolf. (Source: http://ift.tt/2kYeT9C)

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ariaricx:

I’ve never seen a more relatable post.

Reposted byMcPlant McPlant
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littlesati:

Language, Logan.

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hernyart:

hernyart:

kindahernyart:

There’s always next year.

This is pretty much a tradition now.

beyond good and evil 2 looked cool tho’

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tastefullyoffensive:

Next level. (via marissuh_x)

showerthoughtsofficial:

My iPhone needs to be on charge so often, it may as well be a landline.

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asianconfusion:

[from Tupac: Resurrection 2003]

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